TRISTAN Introducing Tristan, Kind of.

As usual, Mock has hired me to do all the work on my own book. I use the term "hired" loosely. I'm not being paid. Something about what I made her go through writing the book and I owe her. Whatever. In other words, I'll be here to introduce myself and the others, and perhaps remind you about what happened in the first book. This means there will be spoilers so if you haven't read me yet, head over to AMAZON. I'm only 99 cents for now. Wait a minute, 99 cents?! That's highway robbery! Have you any idea what I go through in that book? My life, ripped away and for what? A set of chiseled abs?

I mean, they are nice abs. But that's not the point. Okay, so go grab the horror story of my life for ONLY 99 cents. I'm definitely having a word with Mock about that.

If you don't care about spoilers and or if you've read me ca