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Meet Xavier

Updated: Aug 22, 2021

For some reason, when I get home from work on Fridays, my body is beaten and abused. It's as if someone's taken a meat tenderizer to my body and gotten real happy with it. My brain is only partially functioning. Work takes it out of me, but I've got coffee by my side and I really want to introduce everyone to Xavier.

My life is boring, so I'll get right to it.

Physical and Other Attributes:

Xavier is tall. Towering. He's at least six feet, five inches. That's 195.58 cm. He's broad shouldered with lots of beefy muscles, the kind that want to burst the seams of the fancy